2.02.2007

Ode to Cracklin' Oat Bran

When cookies for breakfast
seem like too much
and your diet requires
a fiberific punch
there is hope to be found
that is nothing short of grand:
a little blue box
of Cracklin' Oat Bran.

Now I know what you're saying
"That's for people who are old,
with bowels that are flabby
and covered in mold!"
Well I say to you all:
"You best not be hatin'.
It might not look all that great
But the proof's in the tastin'!"

It's like cookies in milk
but your colon takes a beating!
And if you're on a diet
it makes you feel like you're cheating!
The combo is perfect
for grandpa AND child!
So pour yourself a bowl
and drive your large intestine wild!

11 comments:

  1. HA...Bee-Yoo-Tee-Ful...Allie be gettin' her mojo back. Cheers!!

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  2. You totally crack me up!

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  3. lmao... you're too funny

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  4. Your blog name must be one of the most originals i've ever seen! Loved it!

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  5. Cracklin' Oat Bran is supposed to be for old people?! I never knew that - it's my favorite cereal ever. I've always loved it. Now I'm craving it. And I'm stuck at work. ARGH.

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  6. Something is the matter with you. I think you are officially old Al.

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  7. PS - I only came here to shed a tear with you, and now this! BAH! ;) lol

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  8. hey i need that! i'm old and i have all those things..... smiles, bee

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  9. I've never been plagued by a sluggish colon. Quite the opposite, really. If I got so much as a whiff of that stuff at breakfast, I'd be sitting on a cluster bomb by noon.
    For those of you with a digestive tract like mine, I highly recommend Maude's advice to Archie Bunker: "Cream of Wheat and cheese. It's light. But it binds."

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  10. ...Also known as Super Colon Blow Cereal.

    Ian

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  11. Ooh, I love Cracklin' Oat Bran, too! The first part is "crack" after all. That's why it tastes so good.

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