Gouda by the Sea: Part I

So we finally arrived! The weather is sucking horrendously, as promised by the dickhole weathermen who were actually right for a change.

But there is a silver lining to all of these clouds. The Holiday Inn Express here is really nice! Case in point:

A room with a view that will seriously kick ass when the sun decides to make itself apparent:

A king-size bed... with a free Sony Vaio laptop for each guest:

Free children in every closet!

In case you forgot the rufies, Beretta 9MM, gold coins, or stack of fifties you like to pack in your toiletry bag:

Contemporary Packaged Cheap Stuff for Stealing!

The Complementary Closet Children get a glimpse of the outside world. They are also asking for food and making demands for boat rides. We contemplate whether or not the front desk can take them back...

To be continued...

1 comment:

  1. We are SOOO sneaking that VAIO out with the towels and the refrigerator ice tray when we leave!!!! Did you remember the special padded bag for the light bulbs?